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    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post


    That is fucking creepy

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Quote Originally Posted by equint77 View Post
    That is fucking creepy
    That is how Star's fantasy plays out. Star is doing something deviant and decadent while Goldblum is acting the part of the voyeur. Goldblum is caught and she forces him to wrestle naked with that god damn baboon. Goldblum and baboon find a romantic connection and elope. Star is left to think about her misfortune and she loses the deposit on the baboon rental. The end...

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    That baboon is doing some serious cockblocking.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Looks like hes groping her tits. Creepy goldblum.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Haha Laura Dern
    You know nothing about film.
    Spoiler:

    Nintendo masks their lack of graphic quality with "quirky graphics and characters".
    I can honestly say, if at 19, I was a pro baseball player, I would have exactly 100% fewer broken bats and thrown helmets.
    I could have made a better TDKR
    I feel sad for your inability to just enjoy an entertaining movie without you being critical over it's components.
    Spoiler:
    No one.

    Is talking.

    About.

    Just.

    Having.

    A.

    Gun.

    At.

    Home.

    You.

    Are.

    Ignoring.

    The.

    Defense.

    Of.

    Home.

    Aspect.

    Because.

    It.

    Trashes.

    Your.

    Defense.

    So.

    You.

    Focus.

    On.

    An.

    Arbitrary.

    Report.

    On.

    A.

    Pointless.

    Scenario.

    That.

    No one.

    Was.

    Talking.

    About.

    That's.

    Dishonest.

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    when i was younger i always got upset when Goldblum hit on her in Jurassic Park.

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    looks like hes fingerbanging that bitch lol

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    Creepy fucking goldblum. I want to punch his face.

    I said it.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    King of the Monstars Les Groper's Avatar
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    You know nothing about film.
    Spoiler:

    Nintendo masks their lack of graphic quality with "quirky graphics and characters".
    I can honestly say, if at 19, I was a pro baseball player, I would have exactly 100% fewer broken bats and thrown helmets.
    I could have made a better TDKR
    I feel sad for your inability to just enjoy an entertaining movie without you being critical over it's components.
    Spoiler:
    No one.

    Is talking.

    About.

    Just.

    Having.

    A.

    Gun.

    At.

    Home.

    You.

    Are.

    Ignoring.

    The.

    Defense.

    Of.

    Home.

    Aspect.

    Because.

    It.

    Trashes.

    Your.

    Defense.

    So.

    You.

    Focus.

    On.

    An.

    Arbitrary.

    Report.

    On.

    A.

    Pointless.

    Scenario.

    That.

    No one.

    Was.

    Talking.

    About.

    That's.

    Dishonest.

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