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    Daisy please ban these words:

    -canada
    -alberta
    -alex
    -hockey
    -snow
    -trees
    -geese
    -loonies
    -canadian
    -fresh air
    -molson canadian
    -toque
    -the phrase 'so in america you ________ "

    IT WILL REALLY HELP ME OUT AT THIS POINT
    wow

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    haha
    Sparkle is still a faggot.

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    Alex is such a freakin hoser
    Sparkle is still a faggot.

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    i think honestly though. like a one week banning of those words just so we can really 'get to know the real alex'
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    So a few years ago I visited canada, Alberta to be specific to visit Bret Hart. As I'm walking I run into Alex Winter from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. He invites me to an outside hockey game, where the stands are covered in snow. During the game i notice Canada's landscape full of trees and geese. As I leave the game I find a few loonies on the street. That's when I decided to go to a pub and find those canadian beers labatt blue and molson canadian. After I grab a few I walk the streets of Alberta enjoying the fresh air when a funny man in a toque stops to chat with me. He asks me if I'm american and I say yes in which he asks 'so in america you guys ranked 14th out of 34 countries in reading comprehension ", in which I nodded and walked back to the states defeated.

    Great game Star. I love Mad Libbs.

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    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
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    I was in Alberta, Canada awhile ago, for reasons I couldn't quite define, except to murder a certain person. Alex to be exact. I walked down to the nearest Canadian Tire and of course, found him testing out the hockey equipment. I devised my plan quickly. I set out a trail of loonies , which of course he followed as though they were toonies. I got a little peckish while waiting for him (since he moves about as slow as trying to watch trees growing), so I chugged an entire pack of Molson Canadian, and began to suffer from severe alcoholic's delusions. I began to tell my sob story to a nearby flock of geese, and in my mind, they appeared to sympathize with my case. I decided the murder wasn't worth my time, so I began knitting a poorly crafted toque for the goose I had deemed the leader. When I tried to fit it onto his goose head, he hissed and snapped at me, causing me to renounce my heritage and run directly to the border. "So in America you don't have geese, right?" I drunkenly slurred, now having switched to vodka due to it's potency. "Go fuck yourself" Said the fat officer, and pointed back to Canada, where I was doomed to return, having given my passport away to a Mexican who wanted to get into America months ago who traded with me for a burrito. Which I had devoured in less than three minutes. The burrito was missed. I sniffed the fresh air, hoping to smell burrito, but only smelling the scent of burning grass, as it was 'that season'. At least there wasn't any snow.

    RIP BURRITO
    Last edited by Star; 05-28-2011 at 07:01 PM.
    wow

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    your story was wayy better than mine.

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    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Sup Star?
    It's all in the 'stache

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    faggot

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