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    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

    Four high schoolers (a nerd, jock, blonde slutty type, and a girly nerd) get trapped in the game of JUMANJI, found in their school's basement during detention.

    Once in the game, the nerd becomes The Rock, the jock becomes Kevin Hart, blonde is Jack Black (who is easily the best part of the movie and hilarious), and the redhead girly nerd becomes Karen Gillan (Nebula from GotG).

    They must recover the jewel from the Jaguar statue in Jumanji to save the jungle and their own lives.

    This movie was meh. Not really memorable. A few good laughs, but very plain overall.

    Jack Black is the best part for sure, he was fantastic. Rock was okay, Hart was forgettable. Gillan is pretty hot

    Glad I got this out of the way so I can see Star Wars a few more times.
    HUNKA HUNKA!

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    what does your last line mean

    explain 'got this out of the way so i can see star wars a few more times'

    do you make yourself sit through shitty movies to see star wars??
    wow

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    Year end eye pallate cleanser? Maybe appreciate star wars even more after exposing himself to jumanji? Haha

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    what does your last line mean

    explain 'got this out of the way so i can see star wars a few more times'

    do you make yourself sit through shitty movies to see star wars??
    Well I'm sure family members will have wanted to go see this. I can say I watched it so I can avoid going.
    HUNKA HUNKA!

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    OR JUST BE LIKE 'NO THANK YOU'

    this is the weirdest movie to feel obligated to see
    wow

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    Or like wait for Netflix.
    emperor of DKB or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    OR JUST BE LIKE 'NO THANK YOU'

    this is the weirdest movie to feel obligated to see
    Lol this cracks me up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Butt Savage View Post
    He is everything that's wrong with a movie goer. It scares me that human beings like Nirvana exist and they possibly shape the movie landscape.

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    im still outraged by this entire thread tbh

    im obligated to reply to it
    wow

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    if it helps, kevin hart wants to remake another robin williams movie, mrs doubtfire.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    i got this out of the way last night

    honestly i liked it
    wow

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