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    Quote Originally Posted by Star View Post
    shailene woodley literally eats mud
    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...star-eats-clay

    kirstin dunst has moonface and pointed teeth

    'michelle' is a scary SJW (i agree with wil on that 100%)


    they're all bad

    literally dunst is the best of the gollums
    goddamn. She must stink to high hell

    i think ive found someone whos house is repulsive enough to rival that demogargan lena dunham

    you go to this girls house and she offers your choice of gray or brown clay for dinner
    you ask her where the bathroom is, she gives you a soup pot

    she probably makes her own toothpaste and deodorant. Same ingredients

    That house must smell like hot ass no air consitioner, windows probably nailed shut. You need to run out to get fresh air. Hot clay on the stove.

    She probably scares the animals around her.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    i wish kirsten dunst was my mommy so she'd let me fill her with my cummies and tell me i've hit the jackpot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindness View Post
    i wish kirsten dunst was my mommy so she'd let me fill her with my cummies and tell me i've hit the jackpot

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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