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    This movie has a 17%. Yikes.
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    AOE is 18%. It's like people were surprised when Pirates was low. Did you not watch the previous ones?
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    Maybe bay is so retarded he reads those numbers as 81 and 71%

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    Pfffft who cares about critic ratings or any reviews for that matter? These are movies about robots beating each other up. Oh and other confusing plot twists. Every reviewer is probably just biased against this franchise

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    This is a....POPCORN ? movie? so-to-speak?
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    That synopsis has my head spinning. What the hell?
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    Don't shit your pants!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draven View Post
    Pfffft who cares about critic ratings or any reviews for that matter? These are movies about robots beating each other up. Oh and other confusing plot twists. Every reviewer is probably just biased against this franchise
    Haha i think people look at reviews in hopes these movies are enjoyable. I dont even know how to classify these movies as i dont consider them popcorn movies. Not even those so bad theyre good movies. They dont even have the charm of the cheesy 80's action movies. Theyre just the kind of mindless greenlight bay gives himself to make the kind of worldly destruction that makes snyders superman blush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by equint77 View Post
    Haha i think people look at reviews in hopes these movies are enjoyable. I dont even know how to classify these movies as i dont consider them popcorn movies. Not even those so bad theyre good movies. They dont even have the charm of the cheesy 80's action movies. Theyre just the kind of mindless greenlight bay gives himself to make the kind of worldly destruction that makes snyders superman blush.
    I don't even consider them popcorn movies. Yeah there's lots of action and destruction going on at all times. But the movies don't seem fun at all. Age of Extinction was a slough to get through. Revenge of the Fallen, I fell asleep while watching it. Just reading the plotline of this one I need to lie down. I can't believe I'm saying this, but sometimes less is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draven View Post
    I don't even consider them popcorn movies. Yeah there's lots of action and destruction going on at all times. But the movies don't seem fun at all. Age of Extinction was a slough to get through. Revenge of the Fallen, I fell asleep while watching it. Just reading the plotline of this one I need to lie down. I can't believe I'm saying this, but sometimes less is better.

    Its 2 1/2 hours long haha. Bay doesnt believe in editing. I forgot where i saw the comparison came from but these movies are essentially when youre a kid and you smash your toys together playfighting except these movies have zero fun

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
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    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
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