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    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) Franny Powers's Avatar
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    Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

    Eh. I enjoyed it way more than the last movie. ?

    Cade Yaeger (Mahk Wahlbehg) is chosen by some artifact from the medieval times that was given to him by a fallen Transformer. Yaeger spends his days fixing Transformers and rescuing them. Hound, Bumblebee, the dino bots, among others, are hiding at his junk yard. This is still a world that considers Transformers their enemies, like the last movie, Age of Extinction.

    There is some 14 year-old girl who tags along with him, along with her broken down Vespa TF known as Squeeks, but she is pretty irrelevant throughout the entire film.

    Cybertron is still alive, and is coming to absorb Earth and rebuild itself, led by a queen-like figure called Quintessa. The key to her rebuilding Cybertron is turning Optimus Prime, who floated in space looking for his creator after TF4, into Nemesis Prime, a brainwashed version simply getting what she wants: Merlin's staff. Yes, the wizard Merlin.

    Apparently Merlin's "magic" was summoning Transformers that would assemble into a large dragon and kill the opponents of King Arthur. This staff is buried with him, and linked to his DNA. The only living descendant is some doctor, Dr. Hottie (English chick), who is summoned to Anthony Hopkins' castle (Anthony Hopkins) along with Mahk. Their mission is to grab the staff, and use the artifact that Mahk got, to destroy Quintessa and save Earth.

    Earth is actually the home of Unicron. When Cybertron makes its way to Earth, horns start coming out of the planet at six different places. Earth actually IS Unicron in disguise. Yep.

    Anthony Hopkins' character is part of a clan called the Witwiccans. Yep, Sam Witwicky is one of the descendants of this group. This clan's job is to protect the secrets of the Transformers over human civilization. The TFs have been around since the beginning. Bumblebee was a World War II hero, haha.

    This movie had the craziest and most insane plot, but I enjoyed the dumb action.

    1. Dahk of the Moon
    2. Transformers
    3. The Last Knight
    4. Age of Extinction
    5. Revenge of the Fallen

    I would've gotten rid of Mark Wahlberg and put this guy in his place for the entire film:

    Last edited by Franny Powers; 06-21-2017 at 11:56 AM.
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    Just reading your synopsis of the plot made me go cross-eyed a bit.

    That just sounds convoluted as hell.

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    Hahah we live on unicron. Wonderful.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Can't wait for Transformers 6 after a $150 domestic gross and a $1B worldwide gross and they say America is what is wrong with this world.
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    Im still processing quintessa. Would it have been that much more work to make the quintessons?

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    I'm seriously still reading through that plot and trying to make sense of everything in it

    I think I would have a better time trying to explain Game of Thrones to someone than trying to explain the plot of that.

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    And how the hell can humans protect transformers

    how much destruction have they made these last 5 movies

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    Quote Originally Posted by equint77 View Post
    And how the hell can humans protect transformers

    how much destruction have they made these last 5 movies
    There is a special military-spun-off force called the Transformers Reaction Force that responds to any active Transformers that aren't under government control or in prison.

    This is kind of an advance of what happened in the 4th movie.
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    Oh, shit, the main chick is Peter's mom in Guardians 1 and 2.
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    This sounds confusing as hell.
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    He is everything that's wrong with a movie goer. It scares me that human beings like Nirvana exist and they possibly shape the movie landscape.

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