E3 2017

[Dead Danson]

Witcher 3 is game of E3 2017.

[equint77]

Im disturbed by your avvy clerk. I dont know what hulk hogan is doing.

[Dead Danson]

Just know that if I expect Mee's second wedding to look like this:

[Dead Danson]

I was pretty close with Microsoft at least.

It's almost time. Get your predictions in now:

EA:
Fifa Switch looks like a PS2 game PS2 game in that it doesnt really exist anymore
Star Wars Battlefront 2 looks too little too late

Bethesda:
Quake Legends will have Doomguy as playable hero. BJ from Wolfenstein so I was close?
Wolfenstein 2, has multiple protagonists 50% right

UbiSoft:
Assassins Creed Egypt looks like its trying to cram in Breath of the Wild. (You put your own icons on the map). Sort of right, but not with the icons thing.

Xbox:
Only games they got for Scorpio is Forza and Crackdown, which wont look much better
Stealth demo/release for Sea of Thieves
More Original Xbox games (like Phantom Dust, Voodoo Vince) as a mea culpa for not much lot of first party

Sony:
Too much time on Uncharted DLC Opening your conference with two things of DLC is why
Spiderman suit on new game becomes customizable Multiple suits confirmed

Nintendo:
Mario Odyssey Amiibos, includes legacy Mario like Galaxy, Mario 3, etc. 50% right
"Forgive us" with Metroid Switch that's a low budget 2D game 50% right. 3DS Metroid looks fun but cheap.

[equint77]

Just know that if I expect Mee's second wedding to look like this:

Haha i miss the superstar era

[equint77]

I was pretty close with Microsoft at least.

Star wars battlefield 2 does seem too little too late. I never bothered buying no matter how cool it might have been to fly the falcon and xwing

[Lackey]

3DS Metroid looks fun but cheap.

your mom

[Lackey]

Or I can be a punk kid who survives by finding scrap metal and then blows it all on drugs...desperately fighting gigantic super mutants with a KITCHEN KNIFE, because his baseball bat broke...in order to get one more fix.

I want to see this movie

[Wilhelm]

It was amazing.
I hadn't saved in a while and I did not want to save so close to death.
Talons vs. Mutants outside...I had ran into the subway to get away from them.
But inside, I ran right into one mutant.
The bat broke, looked in my inventory, all I had was a kitchen knife, ran at the mutant, and

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The knife broke.
Then I punched the mutant
It died, and I had like 1 health.
Picked up his shitty rifle
had like 8 bullets,

moved on deeper into the subway...only one more piece of scrap metal and they'd let me into Megaton
so I could buy 1 stimpak...which might sustain me long enough to kill one of the punks in the Elementary School.
If I could kill a couple, and one maybe had a grenade...


Just that day was a far better movie than Furry Road.