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    Bill Nye Saves the World

    it's science!



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    Throbbing Member Wilhelm's Avatar
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    Hey, I gotta give my self props, guys.
    I just went to the back alley and gave a homeless guy a hand job, so...
    you're welcome, world.


    Anyway, that's what happens when Leftists start to believe that everyone is equal
    and you can't make judgments because everything is relative
    and if a woman tries to be funny, it's sexist to criticize her for not being funny...
    ...they think doing th^t is a good idea.
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    haha

    Quote Originally Posted by darwinkilledgod
    Everything wrong with this video:

    1. Nye ironically genders his audience with "guys" in the first sentence.
    2. No one knows this girl from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
    3. Humans are now apparently referred to as "bipeds" which is ableist against war vets with 1 leg.
    4. "World of ours" implies the earth belongs to humans, which is western chauvinism and not environmentally friendly.
    5. If she has a vagina, she does not have the option of "hard"...she's stuck with "moist."
    6. Her vagina does not have a voice; that's gross. If it makes a sound it is actually air escaping and is rude.
    7. When she sings about her vagina she holds her stomach not her vagina. Anatomy error.
    8. "Metaphorical voice" is 6 syllables and she crams it into a 3 syllable section of the music.
    9. The woman is so out of shape she can't do a proper front kick her and looks like an elephant trying to walk up steps.
    10. "Butt stuff" is not highly related to evolution. Any mammal that does "butt stuff" routinely will actually be selected out. It's evolution in the same sense that extinction is evolution.
    11. Sex "stew" assuming it refers to bisexual orgies actually are taboo in most societies. Anthropology error.
    12. This is Gerard Depardieu:
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...nes_2015_3.jpg
    13. Singer declares that she will have sex with anything. And is proud of this.
    14. No one is boxing in her box.
    15. She recommends jerking off strangers.
    16. After
    1:30 minutes of singing she is out of breath. This is pathetic.
    17. Sexuality is not a spectrum. See evolution of mammalian sex. The book Red Queen gives a good description (by Matt or Mark Ridley...I forgot).
    18.
    1:38 Bill Nye grooving is sexually repulsive.
    19. No one uses a Fleshlight outdoors. It is used inside, with appropriate shame.
    20. Bill Nye grooving again.
    21.
    2:03 Watch her try to kick. It's like watching someone on their first day of training.
    22.
    2:10 - Ironically tells normal people who are going about their business to get off THEIR soapbox while lecturing Americans from a position of ignorance.
    23. Bagels with lox are disgusting...and so maybe her box is better than that.
    24.
    2:20 The face of Satan appears.
    25. Ignorant non-scientist calls this "exactly the right message.

    "Thank you for re-electing President Trump.

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    Haha, this is this months classic comment section.

    Hitler could have saved western civilization. Now you fucktards will have to enjoy the fleshlight in the cold moonlight

    I have to go work and now I'm afraid that I might somewhat die and the last video I would have seen in my life was this trash
    haha
    Bill, I thought your new show was going to try and get people into science, not a platform for non sense and cringe inducing shit like this. Jesus Christ, The Penn and Teller Bullshit show manages to be more informative than you trying to "save the world," you're less informative than two magicians....and one of them doesn't even talk!
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    My poor Rachel Bloom, I love her so much.

    I'm nine episodes into this and it's not bad. The only problem I really have with this show is that instead of interviewing panelists of opposing sides in addition to people who agree with Bill, they only really interview people who tend to wholeheartedly agree with Bill, which is poor science research and something scientists tend to avoid.

    And Bagels with Lox is delicious.
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    He is everything that's wrong with a movie goer. It scares me that human beings like Nirvana exist and they possibly shape the movie landscape.

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    Bill Nye the Phaggot Goy

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    Seriously though, Kim Jung you know where to aim those nukes. We await the sweet release of your glorious nuclear fusion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePoler View Post
    My poor Rachel Bloom, I love her so much.
    ugh no no no no no
    she's like one step up from Amy Schumer, which isn't much

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    She's the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by Butt Savage View Post
    He is everything that's wrong with a movie goer. It scares me that human beings like Nirvana exist and they possibly shape the movie landscape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePoler View Post
    She's the best.

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