Just don't pick Man U cause that's like being one of those people who says "yeah I'm a Yankees fan" but doesn't watch a game unless it's the World Series. Plus Man U isn't even that good right now. Everton is a good choice, plus they have a dominant American you can pull for in Tim "Don't Hug Me" Howard. I used to follow EPL more than I do now but I've always backed Chelsea. They didn't have the drama and theatrics of some other teams, it was just Drogba and John Terry doing work. Now Drogba isn't there and John Terry it turns out is kind of a douche. Part of why I don't follow as much.

I'd say get invested in an MLS team while you're at it.