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    Throbbing Member Wilhelm's Avatar
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    It is so weird to see a CD existing concurrently with this cheezemulletry.
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    I always feel like 80's cheeze ended, then CD's came along. I know that is not true. It's how it feels.
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    Obligatory

    You know nothing about film.
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    Nintendo masks their lack of graphic quality with "quirky graphics and characters".
    I can honestly say, if at 19, I was a pro baseball player, I would have exactly 100% fewer broken bats and thrown helmets.
    I could have made a better TDKR
    I feel sad for your inability to just enjoy an entertaining movie without you being critical over it's components.
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    No one.

    Is talking.

    About.

    Just.

    Having.

    A.

    Gun.

    At.

    Home.

    You.

    Are.

    Ignoring.

    The.

    Defense.

    Of.

    Home.

    Aspect.

    Because.

    It.

    Trashes.

    Your.

    Defense.

    So.

    You.

    Focus.

    On.

    An.

    Arbitrary.

    Report.

    On.

    A.

    Pointless.

    Scenario.

    That.

    No one.

    Was.

    Talking.

    About.

    That's.

    Dishonest.

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    I bet they had aaaaaall the colt 45 in cloud city..

    Chew-back-uh

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Big league chew... Looking back i just realized this encouraged kids to learn how to chew tobacco. Haha

    youre in the big leagues.. When you make that perfect slide
    youre in the big leagues.. When youre full of mouth cancer
    youre in the big leagues.. When the remove half your mouth

    man size wads
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    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    This is a later 80's classic that I forgot about despite the fact that I scat sing the music to this day.

    Big, cheezy snare that sounds like a bomb going off, cheezball synclavier triggering the attack on words, chick singing blue-oriented notes over a 2 chord wonder...it's 80's sex.



    The sexiest part is at :22
    If I was in the kitchen and heard this commercial on, I'd run into the front room to catch the 16th note thing at :22
    ...always unhappy with the fact that they put the 3 Stooges on the sexy part instead of like, Lana Turner or something.


    Hahaha, I remember at the time people were really concerned with the ethical considerations in using images of the deceased to promote products.
    They were mad that witches were using Black Magic to show Fred Astaire dancing with a vacuum cleaner.
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    Why the hell is mohammad ali boxing with a bar of chocolate in his glove.. Like they couldnt find other footage to use?? Or even have him punching the bar of chocolate.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    i used to hate these milk commercials.. What a bunch of horseshit.. Milk is gross for so many reasons.

    And that asshole jeffery kaiser looks like hes gonna be raping this girl at the prom.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
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    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    The cow gland excretion peddlers fucked up this Adam Ant song and the douchebag in it reminds me of a younger jeffery kaiser.




    I like how he turns his head, and half a second later, his fluffy hair also moves.
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    Christ that hair im betting that poor son of a bitch is as bald as the sun is ghey now.

    not only does that commercial make me not want to drink milk, i felt like i wanted to join a terroist organization.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    this ginger isnt describing milk, hes describing steroids

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
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    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
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