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    OLD COMMERCIALS

    Dudes, yes, I'm old, pop culture sucks today.
    I wish I had a time machine so I could live in the 70's
    which was the era during which music, movies, comic books and aesthetic design, peaked.
    We all know this and people are annoyed by it.

    Whatever, please check out how insane and/or cool some of these old commercials were.
    They even blew my mind.
    I've found so many of these,
    I had to get a damn thread to show you this stuff.


    YOU'RE THE FIRE


    It's not "perfume".
    It's, body incense...not lit by fire, but by your sexy, sexy body heat.

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    Many more to come.
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    I found this gem a while back.. dont know how or why but I'm amazed at the amount of sterotyping they can fit in one single commerical. By the end even I felt offended. haha.

    old chinese secret.... wtf??? Are we to believe all asians own dry cleaners? (well the 2 in my neighborhood are )

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Quote Originally Posted by equint77
    I found this gem a while back
    Every word, each inflection, the quality of the shitty sound quality...that commercial has been stamped on my brain for most of my life.

    I don't know why that particular ad would stick with people forever.

    That and, it is really weird to try to figure out why the fuck the one:

    "Some cereal. Supposed to be good for ya."
    "Ya gonna try it?"
    "Hey!!!! Let's get Mikey!"
    "Yeah! He won't eat it. He hates EVERYthing."
    "HE LIKES IT! Hey Mikey!"


    Hahaha, that is so nothing. It's not witty or visually stimulating. It's not even very relatable. It's not funny or even super lame.
    It's just nothing, and it's locked in millions of brains forever.



    Maybe, mind control sub-frequencies...
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    The mother of all commericals the life line ad.

    within the first second I start laughing. The first woman is lying in a hospital and still has to use life alert. haha... what kind of shitty hospital is she staying at????

    then the creepy neighbor knocking on the door and peaking like a crazed pedo

    the dolly parton lookalike

    the "i'm having chest pains guy" screaming like 6 feet away from the device box.

    and of course the one and only "i've fallen and I can't get up woman"

    I'm on an express train to hell for laughing at this commercial so much

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
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    Haha, it was supposed to terrify you and break your heart.
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    it made me stop breathing for 5 minutes laughing... and then to make it worse the comments on youtube.

    Jesus.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
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    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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    Equint, tell me you remember this (being from the NY area)


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    Ugh, I hate the local ones 'cause I have so many hilarious S.L.C., Utah commercial memories that won't mean shit to you as th^t means nothing to me.

    If you'd been raised in Utah in the 80's, I could just say,

    "THANK, yoooo!"

    ...and you'd be laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erzengel View Post
    Equint, tell me you remember this (being from the NY area)

    hahaha oh my god.. I remember they'd play these a lot during the day when I missed school. During Richard Bey & early Jerry Springer.

    Feeling like Katrina with no fema
    Like Martin with no Gina
    Like a flight with no visa
    First class with the seat back I still see ya
    In my past, you on the other side of the glass
    Of my memory's museum

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