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KaineDamo
07-07-2016, 11:24 PM
This shit's getting its own thread. It's like staring into the abyss, realizing the insignificance of humanity on a cosmic scale, and becoming mad from the knowledge.

I first became aware of this latest Hardy Boyz rivalry from a clip posted by Draven.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXIgHq_h8Z0

Here is the extended cut of that confrontation, includes Matt Hardy looking demented, playing the piano and ranting about 'brother nero':


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

The absolute madmen then went ahead and filmed a match in this style, where they shoot fireworks at each other. It's the best, a modern day masterpiece.

But first, let's see if we can't find the origins of this madness. I was trying to find a clean version of this video, but fuck it, it's disjointed, just like the disjointed minds of Matt and Jeff Hardy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQzJfxhm4NM

What the fuck even is Matt Hardy's gimmick. Being lead out in a wheelchair, yelling about 'the final deletion'.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBSHCdWNlk

All that stuff in front of the audience all well and good but it doesn't hold a candle to these specially filmed segments, which are worth watching beginning to end...

Well, here it is.

THE FINAL DELETION!! Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy out in the middle of nowhere, with fireworks!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvACWh8k7Io

'Brother Nero! I see you've met my fleet of aerial assault robots!'

Hahaha

Fucking amazing.

equint77
07-07-2016, 11:29 PM
Who else did they have those ladder and table matches besides the dudleys?

Draven
07-08-2016, 12:28 AM
This shit might get me back to watching TNA. It's literally the Room of professional wrestling.

I thought that Final Confrontation video was awesome. The Final Deletion was so much better

Wilhelm
07-08-2016, 03:55 PM
Stop saying it's The Room.
I'm 46 seconds into the Final Deletion one and it is packed with funny stuff
on purpose.
The Room was not on purpose.

Draven
07-08-2016, 05:20 PM
What can I call it then?

The Sharknado of Professional Wrestling?

Wilhelm
07-08-2016, 05:24 PM
literally the Sharknado

KaineDamo
07-10-2016, 03:27 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnAyT74VMAErXjA.jpg

The exact pose I pull when fucking Apt Get's mother.

Wilhelm
07-11-2016, 06:49 PM
Looks like he's in Force Awakens at first.

Draven
09-13-2016, 10:00 PM
So since, that above posted video of the Final Deletion, we've had Jeff "Brother Nero" Hardy get deleted and become known as just Brother Nero. Brother Nero proceeds himself to get Broken and teams up with Broken Matt Hardy. They then proceed to feud with another team called the Decay. This leads to........



Delete or Decay


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIYlUUBNsvM

equint77
09-14-2016, 12:15 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnAyT74VMAErXjA.jpg

The exact pose I pull when fucking Apt Get's mother.

He looks like a werewolf mowing the lawn